Last year, I told you the wine world had been safe for far too long. Last year, I confessed that all the dart throwing I do on this blog couldn’t possibly make a dent in how much there is to ridicule in this wacky gastronomical industry. And last year, I warned everyone in food and wine that if their skin wasn’t as thick as Oz Clarke’s accent they’d be feeling the sting soon enough, so they’d best take cover under a barrel of Slovenian oak. Why? Because we, my friends, took it to the mattresses on April 1st. But if you think last year’s Dregs Report was a ruckus-filled belly laugh, wait until you get an eyeful of The Daily Feast. Our scope is more powerful this year, our range is wider, and our recoil will knock you on your ass. So foodies, get your armor. Social media moguls, run for the trenches. For today, WE FEAST.