by Katie Gomez
March 6, 2011
You are a moron. A pardonable crime, to be sure…nearly victimless unless you count yourself the victim of your own moronicness (a gonzo word, I promise you). You’ve no doubt spent many years drinking wine, and with any luck at all many of those years have been spent drinking the wines of other countries, not […]
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by Katie Gomez
February 27, 2011
Him: Yo, hon, we got any beer up here? (head stuck in kitchen fridge as if he were spelunking) Me: Yeah, I’m pretty sure there’s a bottle of Samichlaus left there. The rest is in the beer fridge downstairs. Him: No, babe, this is malt liquor. I want a beer. Me: Malt liquor is beer. […]
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